quarta-feira, 13 de julho de 2016

Um dois três, canta lá isso outra vez #3

Hoje um desafio mais complicado, pessoas. Partir de uma música com uma letra que eu considero, vá, imbecil, e tentar fazer algo daquilo, em retroversão, que é como quem diz, passá-la de português para inglês. A ver se adivinham qual é sem fazerem batota e irem logo para o fim do post

She is beautiful
She is especial
She walks by the others like an armadona
When she walks by
She knows what she's doing
I can't help but to look back
She breaks my neck

She breaks my neck

She knows she can do it

She breaks my neck
She breaks my neck
I can't help but to look back
She just snaps it OUCH

When she walks in the club
She is bem boua
É que não me farto pá
She walks by, I take a look
And POW she breaks my neck
She has this body that OMG
"Mas que car%lho, quéquefoi, quantos são??"

It's not my fault that she's got that rabo
Mas quéquefoi, quantos são, pá??
But she's gonna dump you like so 

But even so
I'm gonna try and get to know her

I'm gonna try
I'll just watch her
I'm gonna try
Maybe it's possible ossible ible
I'll give it a shot whatever WTF LOL
And on top of that

She is beautiful
She is especial
She walks by the others like 
an armadona
When she walks by
She knows what she's doing
I can't help but to look back
She breaks my neck

She breaks my neck

She knows she can do it

She breaks my neck
She breaks my neck
I can't help but to look back
She just snaps it OUCH

I just can help but want it
Look behind to take a look
She is one of a kind
Ouch, I am a fan
Of her shake shake her boom boom

She knows what to do
She is convincing as hell
With her dancing
With her hips

Believe in this
I'm gonna try
And get to know her
I'm gonna try
I'll just watch
I'm gonna try
Maybe it's possible ossible ible
Now I'll just be repetitive 

And a pain in the ass
And sing random stupid sentences
Mixed up with a bit of estrangeiro

And then she breaks my neck POW
Just snaps it
But it is not noticeable
Derivado das tonnes of tattoos 
I have on my neck
I'm tetraplegic now because she broke my neck about 32 times throughout this song
The fucking bitch YEAH YEAH
Broke it, bitch
Snapped it, sonofabitch

AIAIAI IT HURTS
I'm aleijadinho now.


(Devo dizer que este moço é um manancial, estou aqui vai não vai para também me atirar à música que, retrovertida, dá algo como "She is beautiful without maquilhagem...)

6 comentários:

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    1. Vénia. Daquelas de rabo para o ar e testa no chão.

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  2. Tão bom, tão bom!
    (E folgo em saber que não sou a única a implicar com o piqueno. 🙌🏻)

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    1. Acho que somos uma maioria, mulher!

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